megan // 20 // disciple of Christ 🕆 | side blog: peachmilk | insta: @lil_scissas
the drive thru guy at taco bell: hello, may i take your order?
me, high as giraffe nuts trying to read the menu:
Me: hey Lot can you pass the salt
Lot, crying: first of all that’s my wife,
What I thought the Christian life was going to be like:
What the Christian life is actually like:
God: Why were you hiding?
Eve: Because I’m naked.
God: …how you know???
Eve:
step 1: be a mortal
step 2: hear the voices of the divine
step 3: ???
step four: prophet
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
smtown coex atrium goods - odd
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gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games
